Funny WhatsApp Messages: There are many social media apps for chatting but WhatsApp is the best one to send the Funny WhatsApp messages. You can share them to all your contacts list. It will bring all your friends together with the jokes. The Funny Whatsapp Messages can be sent in any language as you want. There are features that are supported by the WhatsApp. So, here are the various types of funny WhatsApp messages to share with your friends.
Moreover, as WhatsApp doesn’t need high internet speed, these funny WhatsApp messages can be sent very quickly. They are also used to connect with new friends on the WhatsApp. In addition, you can also play the Dare games in WhatsApp with your friends and get the silly answers from them. So, start sharing these funny Whatsapp messages and increase the smile on everyone faces!!…
Best Funny WhatsApp Messages in English
Today, I want to relax,
so I have bought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents. 😀
Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.He walked closer to him…
and played with his hair softly, sweetly
BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…
“Last seen on WhatsApp 1 minute ago”
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey… You say to prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2012, 2013, 2014, & 2015 and are still continuing…
BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :
1- I stopped eating the tasty Kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.
2- Forwarded hundreds of messages but am still waiting for free balance.
3- I smell like a rotten egg since I stopped using deo’s because they cause cancer.
4 – I also donated all my savings to a 7-year-old poor girl who was about to die in the hospital nearly 700 times.
5 – Made 100 wishes before forwarding God’s pictures etc, and by now most of those ‘wishes’ are already married.
6 – I have stopped drinking Frooti as every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti.
7 – Every week the Chairman or some Director of Whatsapp sends an SMS asking to forward to 8 people in my contact list and if not my WhatsApp will be charged or the Icon will not become Blue.
I have never forwarded any SMS, and as yet my WhatsApp is free of cost.
9-If I don’t take Your calls sometimes, assume that my mobile is charging & I fear of getting Burnt if I talk when the mobile is charging.
Now if you don’t send this message to your friends in the next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head tomorrow.
Teacher: Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Student: Ladies first.
Funny WhatsApp Messages for GirlFriends
Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I’m going to miss you see it every day.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How’s that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.
How much do you love me, a girl asks.
Look at the stars and count them, that’s how much, replies a boy.
But, it’s morning…
Girlfriend: My birthday is tomorrow, what gift will you give me?
GF: O really…Sweetheart!
BF: I will give you a Ring but do not accept my call tomorrow,
my mobile balance is a very low sweetheart.
Pappu: I Love You.
Girl: I love you, too.
Pappu: Give a kiss N Tight Hug…Honey.
Girl: No, all this after the wedding.
Pappu: Okay, then call me after you married to someone!.